I ask because proper beach attire in my house is highly arguable.
Some bundle up in 40 degree weather and growl at the blasted wind while showing absolutely no desire to touch the water or hold a seashell.
Behold, Exhibit A:
Others in the family relish the thought of tingly cold toes and salty hair. They put on a slightly small bathing suit with enthusiasm and dance with abandon while searching for that perfect shell or while waving at dolphins in the distance.
Behold, Exhibit B:
Can you tell which one was born in Florida and which was born in Georgia? :)